I'​d like to preface this by saying this could be the funniest and most important "​coincidi​nk"​ of all time.
It happened about two years ago during my freshman orientation for UMass. Keep in mind my main goal at orientation was to find a sweet roommate. That'​s when I met Danny Abrahams from Massachusetts. So me and Danny got to talking and eventually he asks me, "​Do you know anybody from your high school who'​s coming to UMass?"​
Being from New York, I only knew one person. I replied, "​I do. I know one girl but she is the filthiest, most disgusting person I'​ve ever met. She'​s huge, hairy and smells like ass every single day."​
Danny laughed and said, "​Wow that'​s weird. I know someone from my summer camp in Mass. who'​s probably ten times worse than whoever you'​re describing. You don'​t understand this girl is the nastiest of the nasty."​
After arguing for the next five minutes about which girl was more hideous, Danny asked me, "​What'​s her name?"​
I said, (name changed for private purposes) "​Gertude."​
"​Mueller??!"​, Danny said.
In a crazy twist, we were talking about the same person who we knew from a great distance apart.
We proceeded to laugh for the next 20 minutes. We'​ve been roommates ever since.
Thank you Gertrude.